The only thing I hate about reiki is how mystical it is kept, when it is something we should all be made aware of. it's a basic biological signal that we generally ignore. it is the stuff of yawn-stretches and shivers and that repetitive restless leg impulse. The draw of keeping something mystical is money. fucking greedy humans is why I hate reiki (it could be worse, but is still pretty disgraceful, in my book), but the energy manipulation aspect of it is the important part. a lot of forms of reiki are pretty damn passive-- the power of stationary thought. without activating this powerful signal to its physically visible (more powerful) potential, which a few of the crazier reik-masters do (or so I've heard), you're simply doing what you're trying to do less actively than you could be. The controlled seizure aspect of energy manipulation shit might take some getting used to. I find it relaxing.

before I start this next section, I want to say-- fuck your science for being afraid and threatened by magic. seriously fuck the rejection of our elders' attempts at understanding the nature of desire. we don't know what the limits of desire containing organisms are. planets, stars, plants, rocks, your liver, who knows what the limits are. (people have even implicated water as having memory, which would imply desire in my theories...hahaha (though most likely, due to the polar nature of water, and simply an imprint of the handler's energy patterns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeTTCeqBwjc&feature=related). This is a similar memory to memory foam, and why water is so powerful to animals). I beg you, future scientists-- don't fear magic. there is so much we can't explain and how temping it is to create false solutions to the great questions of animal motivation in chemical triggers, meaninglesss chemical triggers in the body, which lead to more chemical triggers. These are not reasons, these are the beginnings of reasons-- defeatist attempts at solving the msyeries of life. fuck science as it is today. fuck how we fight cancer (a bit too reminiscent of US foreign policy). fuck, too, how we fight bacterial infection (with antibiotics, when we know probiotics can work just as effectively) fuck societal taboos on burping, our active breathing and excess gas clearing system. we try so hard to actively pursue our unseen enemies, disease, when cancer is probably just a perfectly logical, systemic decision, based on very finely tuned energy-logic sensors, that continued existence within a current system is completely illogical; and they are right. look at our fucking society, which encourages people of all ages to sit for most of the day, when they should be taking reiki breaks to push our blood around and actually fight foreign invaders actively, the natural, noninvasive way. And when they get out of their stationary job, they go and relax in front of the fucking televisions (false-productivity reward signal), drinking their universally activatable pain/death signals from decomposing plant material). this is not what we are created to do. We need to hunt elk for dinner with flint knives we just hammered at for a few hours. this is not how to perpetuate life. and then we kill the result of our fucked up society. this innocent desire formation system, instead of making the system as a whole more logical to survive inside. at least give our kids and your workers pedals on these death-benches in which you make them stay and crunch numbers all day long. we encourage anti-creativity with our mass education systems. I didn't really deal with that too well, I guess.